I was able to score another free rental from Dish Network, I guess they must sense my awesomeness. However, after watching this movie I am afraid that Dish might stop offering me free things since I am finding ways to waste them. I think I would have enjoyed this movie a lot more if I was gay (nothing wrong with that if you are). I mean Jake Gyllenhaal was prettier than the female star who supposedly had unmatched beauty. Hell, the slave ladies later in the movie were hotter than her and based on her acting skills/number of lines in the movie, they should have had one of the harem girls play the part. Also of note is that these Persians looked absolutely nothing like the Persians from 300, but to be honest, I can't say which image is better, both sort of bother me. The movie had some entertaining action, but I had trouble getting past my frustrations with how dumb the lead guy could be. How many times can the girl trick you? The one good thing about this movie is that it was so easy to follow and so predictable that I was able to put the finishing touches on my Android phone after installing a new ROM on it.
Oh come on. Gemma Arterton is absolutely hot. Hell she starred in "Clash of the Titans" as the super hot princess chick - hottest in all-the-land. She's hot. I'd watch the movie just because of how hot she is. Did I mention she's hot? Maybe that's why I enjoyed the movie because the acting was horrible. I enjoyed it because it was campy and I was expecting a B movie with some sub-par action. I'm all about sub-par. But Gemma Arterton is anything but sub-par. She's hot.
ReplyDeleteReally?? She wasn't even hot enough for you to know her name. You had to look her up. You are just trying to justify watching the whole movie and then saying you liked it while attempting to brush off the gay tag that comes with that.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with the gay tag - your wife just might not appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know... I even knew her full name... Just like I know Aria Giovanni's name. :) It's not like I had to use the imdb or something. And I'm not gay and I don't have a wife. I'm a 22 year old fat gamer who lives in his mother's basement munching on no-bake peanut butter bars all day. So screw you for judging me!
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